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murphyz
Thy mother's name is ominous to children


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was a young chap called murphyz
who...aw crap.

WTF rhymes with my name?

Mxx
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Stretham
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fear not. Help is at hand...

murphyz wrote:
There was a young chap called murphyz

Whose dog had a bad case of cur fleas
When asked by a vet
Are these from your pet?
Said yes could you get rid of them purleeze?

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murphyz
Thy mother's name is ominous to children


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hee.

I see you pronounce me murph-ees and I pronounce me murph-is

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chi xi sigma
Soft and dull eyed fool


Joined: 16 Sep 2003
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Location: travelling beyond the earth's atmosphere

PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hola all!

Sir Chi is here for the party...!
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chi xi sigma
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Location: travelling beyond the earth's atmosphere

PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2003 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

at last arrives Sir Chi
his brain he intends to apply
so enjoy while you can
this merry, '2-sherries' man
he'll be gone in the blink of an eye

Shocked
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Kae
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Joined: 17 Sep 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 2:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*wanders in and grabs a beer from Stretham*

Thanks!
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Stretham
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kae and chi have joined this time
(If said right their names will rhyme)
But if I do too many verses
I'll run out of ideas (curses)

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FalconNL
Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat


Joined: 17 Sep 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The third songbird to have landed,
just in case RP gets stranded.
Competitors better get nervous,
here's FalconNL at your service.
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Stretham
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely falcons aren't quite songbirds?
Those I know are birds of prey
Think I'll need to have some strong words
FalconNL what d'you say?

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loopy
Pernicious and indubitate beggar


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It took me a while - it wasn't quite clear,
But a quick glance backwards, confirmed my worst fear -
From whence I did come, and whence I did roam,
I was the only one who did not get a poem

Sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Sad
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Titanium22
your chamber lye breeds fleas


Joined: 14 Sep 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

loopy wrote:
I was the only one who did not get a poem

If Loopy was a name to rhyme
We'd write a poem in no time.
But Loopy's hard
For any bard
So tough bloody luck...!!

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


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caverider
Thy mother's name is ominous to children


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

there once was a champ called loopy
who was feeling rather droopy
"i couldn't find a rhyme
for this daft name of mine
but Cave's saved the day for me Whoopee!!"
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Stretham
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Loopy, though this rhyme's quite tame
You know we love you all the same
(You see it's easier to stick
Names at line starts - I'm not thick)

Stretham
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Beorn
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello all, nice site.

I am about to go on vacation until next Thursday, but I thought I would stop in (having finally checked my e-mail Stretham Embarassed ) to check it out!
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Tah
O ho monster


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 3:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Beorn, Beorn, bo Beorn,
Banana, fanana, fo Feorn,
Me, my, mo, Meorn.
Beorn!

Err...does that count as a poem? Wink
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